What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

10.06.2025 09:06

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?

Which album is your favorite that's now 50 years old (from 1975), and what's the best song on the album?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.